zeldathemes
17. vegetarian. bisexual. night person. atheist. hufflepuff. i post mostly what i consider to be funny things, feminist-y things, fandom stuff, sometimes music/band stuff. usually sfw, lots of cursing though. i almost always follow back and don't be afraid to ask me questions or talk to me, or -politely- ask me to tag something triggering for you.
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Oh god I need to share this with the world

a-spork-with-feelings:

kewilom:

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No words neeeded

thebigbadwerewolf:

silversarcasm:

snark-sniper:

mrakato:

silversarcasm:

disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they

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This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.

That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive. 

roasted

galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

lohanthony:

the-fangirl-blogger:

astound:

 

I ALMOST DIDN’T FUCKING REALISE!

WAIT

lohanthony:

the-fangirl-blogger:

astound:

 

I ALMOST DIDN’T FUCKING REALISE!

WAIT

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

one of my dogs is this giant great dane lab fucking mix breed thing and he always lays down on my bed and takes up almost all of it and then lays his head of my chest and fucking snores really loud all night, he things he’s this cute quite little lap dog at the foot of my bed, but really he’s just a giant dork like ^

Draw a picture of me and submit it to me please

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,


Four Word Love Story, DeviantArt, 2014
Artist Unknown

Four Word Love Story, DeviantArt, 2014

Artist Unknown

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

llamadonna:

vvaddles:

what if professor utonium actually added chemical XD

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